Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Ah, yes...

Finally, my broadband is now working! Not too bad, only took 3 weeks or so... This doesn't necessarily mean I'll be posting more often here, but my photo site will probably benefit.
In other news, I find myself completely deprived of any sirt of philosophical, metaphysical or artistic thoughts, I'm feeling so much down-to-the-ground I could be Earthworm Jim (anyone remember that, or am I the only person that actually enjoyed that game?).
To balance that out though, my dreams have been going bananas - again. I dream of floods, swimming wild boars, old acquaintances, bridges miles high into the sky over ominous waters, flying, people trapped in cars underwater, leadership decisions, tribal customs... I suppose my mind needs this far-flung aspect of life to balance itself out, hence the dreams. But overall, I think a large part of my imagination is gone - temporarily, I hope, but you can never be certain about such things.

Anyway, time to leave the internet at work and head for the internet at home.

Yay. The excitement. Not.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Today

Well, today is a typical Coldplay day. It's rather cold, the clouds are low, the harr (local type of fog) is in, it's drizzling and I'm sleepy. The only way of feeling any better and coping with the day is to stay in, keep yourself warm and cosy, and listen to Coldplay until you fall asleep (shouldn't take more than 10 minutes). Another day dealt with successfully.

Except I'm in work.

Oh, and just a random comment, but I really need to get this one out there. It's about Spanish films.

Spanish films can be split into two categories, which include practically 99% of all spanish movies:
a) About the time when Franko was about, and the civil war, or
b) About drug addicts/prostitutes/homosexuals/any combination of those.

There you have it.

Monday, June 04, 2007

I read the news today, oh boy

From the BBC website:

"US military pondered love not war
The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say. (…) The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale."


...?

First of all (to get it out of the way):
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!! Hahaha! Ha… Haha. Ehm… Ha! Haha!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Moving on… Not sure if I should be laughing or not. There are other suggestions in that article that are not so funny and it makes you wonder what else might be hiding in a drawer somewhere in the world.

But seriously: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!


And as the Beatles have sang in the past...

I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, i just had to laugh...

"A day in the life"