Five things you don't know about me

Apparently, this is a very cute-good (is that sarcasm dripping from my mouth?) idea, started by someone, continued by someone else (in my case, itelli), to be ended by someone like me. Initially someone wrote on their blog 5 things that people don't know about them, and also named 5 more bloggers to do the same, and so on. Unfortunately for the game, there aren't 5 bloggers that read me (not even if I include myself), so I suppose this will be the end. Anyway, here goes:

1) I absolutely, utterly and completely hate this type of "game". As if I wasn't bored/busy enough on my own, I have to deal with other people's crappy "ha ha, we are all so joyful, and also such a strong community" type of ideas.

2) In the above point, I nearly wrote down "mental vomiting" instead of "ha ha..". Bet you didn't know that.

3) When you ask yourself why, oh why, since I hate this type of thing I still participate in it, I suggest you take a look at yourself and try to find some piece of clothing/electronics/sports item/pen/candle/torture instrument that has not, in one way or another, made this planet a worse place environmentally, socially, humanitarianly. People in Bangladesh suffer so you can type your blogs. Children in idea have made your clothes. Coral reefs in Australia are disappearing so you can watch football on your TVs. More children will die so you can go on cheap holidays. Do you like that? Do you want to stare in the face of the destruction you caused? Do you hate poverty/global warming/destroying of the planet/social inequalities/x children dying every second? You do? And yet you still use laptops/clothes/lights/power etc. Why? You hate all this, why become part of it?

4) I am not included in the previous point, since I am perfect by any standards. I make my own clothes and shoes, have assembled my laptop out of old cardboard boxes and golf balls, never get on a plane (but I do fly), heck, I even breathe my own air. Why? Read on.

6) This should be number 5. It's not. Number 5 reveals to the world that I'm Superman, so I took it out. Number 6 is not allowed, however, so I'll include no useful information here.

Well, that's it. If there's any bloggers out there that read this and want to contribute, please feel free to. If not, I just might be the Omega of this game.
The end is nigh!