Just a quick one...

"Van Helsing" is a crap movie. Says I. It's a Thursday night, and it's on the TV, and it's bad. Car crash bad. German reggae bad. Quite simply, one of the worse movies I've seen - and I've seen bad movies, trust me. And this coming from someone who used to play the "Vampire" RPG - pen and paper.
Anyway, how's it going? Y'all good? I'm good. Alfred's good, he says hello. Alfred is my butler, the one I'll have when I'm rich and I'm also Batman. I've said before that, if I were to wina lot of money in the lottery, I'd become Batman. In St Andrews. I'd buy a cheep grey Batman outfit (did anyone watch the old b&w TV series? The one where Batman had a beerbelly... No? Oh well), get the new MINI (version with a Union Jack on the hood - no reason), and go jumping from roof to roof, occasionally beating random people up - because they're worth it! Batman, ta-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra!
Oh, and 80% of TV adds are retarded. Hey, maybe this can be "George's Law": At any given time in (advertising) history, 80% of all adds are retarded.

Anyway, as I said, that was just a quick one. More later.